>> DR. CHRISTIAN TROY.
>> DR. MIKE HAMOUI.
McNAMARA/TROY, RIGHT?
>> YOU´VE HEARD OF US, EH?
>> CHRISTIAN? HEY, I HEARD
YOU GUYS WERE OUT HERE NOW, TOO.
I HAVE TO TELL YOU I´VE ALWAYS
BEEN A BIG FAN OF YOUR WORK.
HOPE TO SEE YOU SOON, KIMBER.
>> NICE TO MEET YOU, MIKE.
>> FOR CHRIST´S SAKE, SNAP
YOURSELF OUT OF IT, WOULD YOU?
AS IF MIKE´D DATE AN OLD
LEATHER SHOE LIKE YOU.
>> WHATEVER, CHRISTIAN.
>> MIME IS SO AMAZING, MAN.
IT TAKES US BEHIND OUR PETTY
EGOS, BEYOND LANGUAGE, AND--
AND UNIFIES US.
>> IS THIS A JOKE?
>> WE CAN RENT YOUR ROOM, OK?
SO YOU EITHER KICK IN, OR YOU´RE
OUT BY THE FIRST.
>> [GASPS] OK. OK.
HERE.
[GASPS]
>> SEAN McNAMARA,
WILL YOU MARRY ME?
>> YES, I WILL.
>> DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHAT
KIND OF STRESS HE´S BEEN UNDER?
DO YOU? THAT´S WHY HE´S LIVIN´
THE LIFESTYLES OF THE RICH AND
FAMOUS WITH YOU AND TRYIN´
TO PAY CHILD SUPPORT AND TRYING
TO KEEP THE BUSINESS FROM
GOING UNDER. HE´S HANGIN´ ON
BY A THREAD.
>> WHAT HAPPENED TO THE GIRL
THAT DIDN´T GIVE A SHIT ABOUT
ALL THESE CONVENTIONAL,
BOURGEOIS TRAPPINGS?
>> I THINK WE SHOULD JUST TAKE
A GIANT STEP BACK.
>> WHAT, YOU´RE GONNA BREAK OFF
OUR ENGAGEMENT OVER THIS?
>> HEH. I WISH YOU KNEW ME
BETTER, SEAN. THINGS MEAN
NOTHING TO ME. HONESTY,
THAT MEANS EVERYTHING.
>> TELL US WHAT YOU DON´T LIKE
ABOUT YOURSELF, BRIGGITTE,
BECAUSE I´M HAVING TROUBLE
FINDING ANY FLAWS.
>> [GERMANIC ACCENT] OH,
YOU´RE SO VERY SWEET.
WHERE ARE YOUR PEOPLE FROM?
>> UH, MY MOTHER´S MEXICAN,
AND MY FATHER´S FROM EGYPT.
>> OH.
>> I WAS ACTUALLY RAISED
IN CAIRO.
>> AND NOT EVEN A HINT
OF AN ACCENT.
>> I DISGUISE IT WELL.
>> AW...
>> GET A COUPLE HEINEKENS IN ME,
AND, OH, FORGET ABOUT IT.
>> [LAUGHS]
>> WHAT IS IT YOU WANT DONE,
MRS. REINHOLT? ACCORDING TO
YOUR FILE, YOU HAVE, UH,
EVERY PLASTIC SURGERY PROCEDURE
KNOWN TO MAN IN VERY INTERESTING
LOCALES--VENEZUELA,
LISBON, SINGAPORE.
>> I TRAVEL. SOME PEOPLE COLLECT
SNOW GLOBES. I LIKE FACE-LIFTS.
BUT IN THE LAST 6 MONTHS,
THE ONLY THING I´VE HAD DONE
WAS A LITTLE LUNCHTIME LIPO
IN VEGAS. I AM NOT AN ADDICT.
>> AND LET ME APOLOGIZE IF
DR. TROY IMPLIED THAT YOU WERE.
>> EXCUSE ME?
>> WELL, BEFORE YOU PUCKER UP
AND KISS MY ASS TOO MUCH,
PRETTY BOY, FIRST YOU GOT
TO LIPO OUT ALL THE FAT IN THERE
FROM THE LAST FEW MONTHS, EH?
HEH HEH. ALSO, I WANT MY, UH,
NECK TIGHTENED, AND THEN I THINK
I WANT ANOTHER LITTLE, UH,
BROW LIFT. BUT I MUST HAVE
MY OWN MAN IN THERE TO SUPERVISE
THE POSTOP.
>> MA´AM, WE PROVIDE
STATE-OF-THE-ART POSTOP CARE.
THERE´S REALLY NO NEED FOR
AN OUTSIDE PHYSICIAN.
>> YEAH, BUT--BUT HANS IS NOT
A DOCTOR. HE´S A LEECH FARMER.
HEH HEH.
>> LEECHES?
>> OH, YES. DR. MENDOZA USED IT
DOWN IN CARACAS AFTER MY LAST
EYE LIFT. I SWEAR IT HEALS
3 TIMES FASTER THAN USUAL.
SEE, THOSE LEECHES--
>> I KNOW WHAT THE LEECHES DO.
THEIR SALIVA ACTS AS
AN ANTICOAGULANT AND
AN ANTI-INFLAMMATORY.
>> YES, AND THEN YOU GIVE
YOURSELF A LITTLE TINY DOSE OF
HEPARIN AND A COUPLE OF ASPIRIN,
AND, MWAH, OH, THEY´RE LITTLE
MIRACLE WORKERS.
>> THEY´RE A CROCK, AND I´M NOT
GONNA ALLOW THEM IN THIS OFFICE.
THE LAST THING WE NEED HERE IS
MORE PARASITES.
>> WHAT ARE YOU SO AFRAID OF,
CHRISTIAN?
>> YOU KNOW WHAT, BOYS? I THINK
I´LL HAVE HANS COME IN AND
SHOW YOU HIS BABIES.
>> AND WHY WOULD I AGREE
TO THAT?
>> BECAUSE, DARLING,
I PAY IN CASH.
>> DON´T YOU EVER TALK TO ME
LIKE THAT AGAIN. THIS IS
MY OFFICE, POD BOY.
>> YOU´RE RIGHT.
I´M SORRY. LOOK, I NEED TO BE
HONEST WITH YOU. I BEEN HIDIN´
THESE FEELINGS, AND NOW I´M
ACTIN´ OUT. IT´S KIMBER.
SHE´S STILL IN LOVE WITH YOU.
>> PPPT. WHEN I EAT ASPARAGUS,
MY PISS STINKS. TELL ME
SOMETHING I DON´T KNOW.
>> I´M IN LOVE WITH HER.
>> WHAT?
YOU´RE SEEING KIMBER?
>> OH, IT´S BEEN THE MOST
AMAZING 6 WEEKS OF MY LIFE.
I´VE BEEN WITH THOUSANDS OF
CHICKS, BUT THERE´S SOMETHIN´
ABOUT KIMBER THAT JUST HOOKS ME.
SHE´S SO OPEN, YOU KNOW? OHH.
FIRST COUPLE WEEKS--HEH. WE WERE
DOIN´ IT 3 TIMES A DAY, ALL OVER
TOWN, AND OOF. ALL OF SUDDEN,
FFFT. NOTHIN´. TOTAL LOCKDOWN.
>> MAYBE YOU JUST DON´T TURN HER
ON ANY MORE. HATE TO SAY IT,
BUT, UH--FACT IS I DIDN´T WANNA
HAVE TO, BUT LOOKS LIKE YOU GOT
A LITTLE MORE JUNK IN THE TRUNK,
MY FRIEND. WHOA.
>> WELL, I BEEN EATIN´
A LOT MORE, YOU KNOW.
>> YEAH.
>> STRESS.
THE LAST TIME WE DID IT,
SHE EVEN STARTED CRYING.
SHE EVER DO THAT WITH YOU?
>> WHAT, YOU THINK THIS IS
BECAUSE SHE´S IN LOVE WITH ME?
>> SHE TALKS ABOUT YOU. A LOT.
>> YEAH? WHAT´S SHE SAY?
>> NOTHING GOOD. BUT IT´S MORE
ABOUT THE QUANTITY THAN QUALITY.
SHE CAN´T DISGUISE HOW SHE´S
REALLY FEELIN´.
>> TELL YOU WHAT I´LL DO.
I´LL GET TO THE BOTTOM OF WHAT´S
GOING ON. KIMBER´S NEVER
BEEN ABLE TO LIE TO ME.
>> REALLY?
>> YEAH.
>> Y-YOU´D DO THAT FOR ME?
>> PSSH. YOU GET YOURSELF BACK
INTO SHAPE, AND I´LL MAKE SURE
THAT KIMBER´S ALL LUBED UP AND
READY TO GO.
>> HO HO. THANKS, MAN.
YOU´RE THE BEST.
>> ♫ AHH,
MAKE ME
BEAUTIFUL ♫
♫ MAKE ME
THE PERFECT SOUL,
A PERFECT MIND,
A PERFECT FACE,
A PERFECT
LIE ♫
>> [LAUGHS]
>> OK, COME ON. WE´RE AT WORK.
>> OH, IT´S NOT LIKE ANYONE
CAN DO ANYTHING NOW.
>> HEH HEH. YOU DON´T WANT ´EM
TO FIND OUT THAT WAY, DO YOU?
>> GUESS I DO WANNA SEE
THE LOOKS ON THEIR FACES.
>> HEH HEH. COULD I GET
EVERYONE´S ATTENTION FOR
A SECOND, PLEASE? TEDDY AND I
HAVE AN ANNOUNCEMENT TO MAKE.
WE ELOPED 2 DAYS AGO.
>> SURPRISE.
>> HEH HEH.
>> YOU GOT MARRIED?
>> YEP, AND WE HAVE THE HARDWARE
TO PROVE IT.
>> YES, WE DO.
>> IS THIS A JOKE?
>> WHY WOULD IT BE A JOKE?
>> YOU DUMPED HER AND FIRED HER
A FEW DAYS AGO.
>> WE COULDN´T STAND BEING
APART, SO WE DECIDED TO HAVE
ONE OF THOSE "LET´S TRY AND BE
FRIENDS" DINNERS.
>> AND ONE THING LED TO ANOTHER.
>> YEP. ANYWAY, WE FIGURED
THE BEST WAY TO GET THROUGH
THESE STORMY PATCHES WAS TO DROP
ANCHOR AND JUST MAKE
A FIRM COMMITMENT.
>> GO DOWN WITH THE SHIP.
>> WHAT I THINK HE MEANT TO SAY
WAS CONGRATULATIONS. WE´RE VERY
HAPPY FOR YOU, AND WE ARE JUST
A LITTLE BIT SURPRISED.
>> SO WHAT ARE YOU TWO
DOIN´ HERE? YOU SHOULD BE
ON YOUR HONEYMOON.
>> WELL, ANNIE COMES IN THIS
WEEK, SO I THOUGHT IT´D BE
BETTER IF SHE MET TEDDY
RIGHT AWAY, NOT POSTPONE
ANYTHING, YOU KNOW?
YOU´RE NOT GONNA
CONGRATULATE US?
>> OF COURSE. CONGRATULATIONS.
HANS! SORRY. I´M A LITTLE
DISTRACTED. WE´RE RIGHT
IN THE MIDDLE OF A LESSON HERE.
>> WHAT´S THIS?
>> THIS IS MS. REINHOLT´S
ARGENTINEAN GENIUS, WHO´S GONNA
TEACH US HOW THESE LITTLE
SUCKERS WORK. HANS, THIS IS
MY NEWLY MARRIED PARTNER,
SEAN McNAMARA.
>> CONGRATULATIONS.
>> COULD YOU PUT ONE OF THOSE
ON CHRISTIAN, MAYBE AROUND
HIS MOUTH?
>> OH, JUST LIKE THE OLD LIZ,
THE ONE I DIDN´T MARRY.
>> SO, AS I WAS SAYING,
HIRUDOTHERAPY, OR USING LEECHES
FOR MEDICINAL PURPOSES, HAS BEEN
AROUND FOR THOUSANDS OF YEARS.
>> WHY?
>> WELL, THEY HAVE A NATURAL
ANTICOAGULANT THEY SECRETE.
IT´S GREAT FOR POSTSURGICAL USE,
BECAUSE THEY RESTORE THE BLOOD
FLOW AROUND THE SUTURES.
>> YEAH, WELL, I´M STILL
NOT TOUCHIN´ ´EM.
>> HOW MUCH BLOOD CAN
THEY DRINK?
>> UP TO 5 TIMES THEIR WEIGHT.
>> NOW, THEY DO RUN A HIGH RISK
OF INFECTION, DON´T THEY?
>> NO MORE THAN ANY OTHER
RECOVERY METHOD, AND THEY WORK
MUCH FASTER THAN MANMADE DRUGS.
>> AND MRS. REINHOLT HAS USED
THEM BEFORE, AND SHE GAVE US
A DEPOSIT, SO IF SHE WANTS
LEECHES, SHE GETS LEECHES.
>> UH, IT´S FEEDING TIME FOR MY
LITTLE FRIENDS. I PUT THEIR FOOD
IN YOUR FRIDGE, SO, UH,
EXCUSE ME.
>> YOU KNOW, MRS. McNAMARA,
I WANNA HEAR EVERY SINGLE DETAIL
ABOUT THAT WEDDING.
LET´S GO, LINDA.
>> I GET IT. YOU´RE PISSED
I DIDN´T TELL YOU. STILL DOESN´T
EXCUSE THE ATTITUDE.
>> ACTUALLY I´M NOT PISSED
AT ALL. I´VE HAD MY FAIR SHARE
OF WEDDINGS THIS YEAR, AND I´M
FINE WITH IT.
>> WELL, THEN WHAT? JUST SPIT IT
OUT. YOU DON´T LIKE HER?
I DON´T CARE.
>> I JUST HOPE YOU DIDN´T PUT
ANY OF YOUR STUFF IN HER NAME.
>> TEDDY´S NOT LIZ, CHRISTIAN,
AND I´M NOT YOU. AND AS FAR
AS SIGNING MY LIFE OVER, SHE´S
THE ONE WHO INSISTED I SIGN
A PRENUP BEFORE WE GOT MARRIED.
THAT´S RIGHT. MAYBE IT´S BETTER
YOU WEREN´T THERE. "MAKE SURE
SHE CAN´T TOUCH YOUR MONEY"
WOULD HAVE BEEN A LOUSY TOAST.
[SHUT UP AND LET ME GO
BY THE TING TINGS PLAYING]
>> ♫ SHUT UP AND LET ME GO,
THIS HURTS, BUT I CAN´T SHOW,
FOR THE LAST TIME YOU HAD ME-- ♫
[SLAP]
>> FANCY MEETING YOU HERE.
>> JESUS, CHRISTIAN. YOU SCARED
ME. WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
>> LAST I HEARD, THIS IS
A PUBLIC BEACH.
>> [SIGHS] LEAVE ME ALONE.
>> I GOT A VESTED INTEREST,
SWEETIE PIE. HUH? YOU´RE BANGIN´
ONE OF MY STAFF.
>> HEH.
>> AH HEH HEH. HOW´S THAT GOIN´,
BY THE WAY? I HEAR THERE´S
A LITTLE TROUBLE IN PARADISE.
WHY WON´T YOU SLEEP WITH HIM,
HUH? ´CAUSE HE´S A KNOCKOFF
OF THE REAL THING?
>> HE IS A SUNNY, UPBEAT PERSON,
AND YOU AREN´T.
>> WHAT´S THE MATTER THEN? HE
CAN´T KEEP HIS CUM IN HIS COCK
LONG ENOUGH FOR YOU TO GET OFF?
>> NO. IN FACT, HE HAS A FEW
MOVES THAT WOULD MAKE YOU BLUSH.
>> HA HA HA.
>> THE PROBLEM IS IS THAT HE´S
PERFECT. AND JUST WHEN I´M READY
TO LET GO, I THINK OF YOU,
AND THEN A LITTLE VOICE POPS
IN MY HEAD SAYING, "IS HE GONNA
ASK YOU TO PEE ON HIM, OR IS HE
GONNA PUT YOU IN HANDCUFFS,
OR IS HE GONNA HAND YOU
A DILDO?" AND I´M TIRED OF IT.
I WANT A CONNECTION, LIKE A REAL
EMOTIONAL CONNECTION. AND EVERY
MAN TURNS INTO A COMPLETE
ASSHOLE THE MINUTE YOU OPEN UP
TO HIM, SO I KEEP HIM SWEET,
I KEEP HIM VULNERABLE BY
NOT PUTTING OUT SO MUCH.
>> WELL, YOU KNOW WHAT THEY SAY.
THERE´S NO PRUDE LIKE
AN OLD WHORE.
WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?
>> WELL, WE GOT DRUNK ON OUR
SECOND DATE AND EXCHANGED
TATTOOS. HE HAS ME ON HIS
SHOULDER. IT´S CUTE, HUH?
>> YOU 2 MENTAL MIDGETS
BELONG TOGETHER.
>> YOU KNOW, IF I DIDN´T KNOW
BETTER, I´D THINK YOU
WERE JEALOUS.
[SHUT UP AND LET ME GO PLAYING]
>> ♫ SHUT UP AND LET ME GO,
THIS HURTS, BUT I CAN´T SHOW,
FOR THE LAST TIME YOU HAD ME
IN THIS, NOW SHUT UP... ♫
>> HONEY, EAT. YOU LOVE PASTA.
YOU´RE A PASTA-TARIAN.
>> ♫ WHEN WE FIRST MET,
NOW, OH, SO EASILY... ♫
>> YOU USED TO BEG ME TO TAKE
YOU TO A PLACE LIKE THIS WHEN WE
WERE IN FLORIDA.
>> ♫ YOU´RE NOT ADORABLE,
I WAS SOMETHING UNIGNORABLE,
I AIN´T FREAKIN´... ♫
>> CAN YOU TURN OFF
YOUR iPOD, PLEASE?
>> ♫ I AIN´T FREAKIN´,
I AIN´T FAKIN´ THIS,
I AIN´T FREAKIN´,
I AIN´T FAKIN´ THIS... ♫
>> I SAID TAKE OFF
YOUR iPOD, PLEASE.
>> STOP IT. YOU´LL BREAK ´EM.
>> AND TAKE OFF THAT HAT.
>> I DON´T WANT TO.
>> ANNIE, YOUR MOM TOLD ME
YOU WERE HAVIN´ A TOUGH TIME
ADJUSTING TO THE DIVORCE AND
ALL THE CHANGES, AND I WANT YOU
TO KNOW I GET IT, AND I´M HERE
FOR YOU. WE BOTH ARE.
>> YOU´RE THE ONE WHO
MARRIED HER, NOT ME.
>> ALL RIGHT, YOU KNOW WHAT?
I DON´T CARE HOW MUCH YOU´RE
GOING THROUGH. I DIDN´T
RAISE YOU TO BE RUDE.
>> IT´S FINE, SEAN.
JUST LEAVE IT.
>> OK. GREAT. LET´S JUST EAT.
>> I´M NOT HUNGRY. MY STOMACH
HURTS. I´M GONNA GO TO THE
BATHROOM. UNLESS YOU THINK
THAT WOULD BE RUDE.
>> [LAUGHS]
>> I´M SORRY. IT´S LIKE I DON´T
EVEN RECOGNIZE HER. I DON´T KNOW
WHO THAT IS.
>> THAT IS A 13-YEAR-OLD GIRL,
HONEY. WE´RE ALL HORRIFICALLY
HORMONAL AT THAT AGE.
IT´S TOTALLY NORMAL.
>> AND WHAT´S WITH THE MAKEUP
AND THE HAT?
>> WELL, I GUESS SHE´S JUST,
YOU KNOW, EXPERIMENTING FOR
THE FIRST TIME, TRYING ON
DIFFERENT PERSONAS, DISGUISES,
SEEING WHAT IMAGE FITS HER.
>> YEAH. WELL, THEY´RE GONNA
HAVE TO FIT ME WITH
A STRAITJACKET. I TELL YOU,
COMPARED TO HER, MATT WAS
A BREEZE.
>> WELL, I AM SORRY, BUT I HAVE
TO LEAVE YOU, TOO.
>> OH. RIGHT. RUN AWAY. COWARD.
>> LAWYER APPOINTMENT ACTUALLY.
IF SOMETHING HAPPENS TO ME,
I WANT EVERYTHING TO GO
TO MY NEW HUSBAND.
>> HMM.
>> GOOD LUCK.
>> YEAH. I´M GONNA NEED IT.
[HEART MONITOR BEEPING]
>> ARE YOU SWEDISH? IS THAT IT?
IS THAT WHAT--
>> YEAH.
>> YOU ARE?
>> YEAH.
>> OH. WHAT´S YOUR LAST NAME?
>> KLEIN.
>> WELL, HAVE YOU HAD
ANY SURGERIES DONE YET?
>> UH-HUH.
>> WHICH ONES?
[CONVERSATION FADES]
>> GOOD AFTERNOON,
MRS. REINHOLT. I´M DR. McNAMARA.
I´LL BE DOING YOUR OPERATION.
>> OH, I DON´T CARE WHO DOES MY
SURGERY, DARLING. JUST TELL ME,
DID MY LEECHES MAKE IT HERE
ALL RIGHT?
>> AH, THE LITTLE SUCKERS ARE
SLIMING AWAY HAPPILY IN THE NEXT
ROOM, AWAITING MARCHING ORDERS.
>> AH, GOOD, GOOD, GOOD, ´CAUSE
I HAVE A VERY BIG CHARITY EVENT
THIS WEEKEND, AND THE ONLY WAY
I CAN MAKE SURE THAT I RECOVER
IN TIME IS IF I HAVE
THE HIRUDOTHERAPY AND THEN
A LITTLE BIT OF THE SOUPCON
OF THE HEPARIN ON THE SIDE.
>> NOW, HEPARIN IS
CONTRAINDICATIVE WITH LEECHES,
BECAUSE THEY PRODUCE THEIR OWN
ANTICOAGULANT. YOU CAN´T RUSH
RECOVERY, MRS. REINHOLT.
>> OH, BUT I ALWAYS DO, DOCTOR.
I ALWAYS DO.
>> OK. SHALL WE GET STARTED?
>> LET´S PUT THIS SHOW
ON THE ROAD.
>> LINDA, HIT IT.
[EYES OF A STRANGER
BY THE PAYOLAS PLAYING]
>> ♫ CAN I TOUCH YOU TO SEE... ♫
>> DIXIE? DIXIE, IS THAT YOU?
[GASPS] OH, YOU LOOK FANTASTIC
AS A BRUNETTE.
>> NO, I´M TEDDY, TEDDY ROWE.
>> OH, COME ON. I NEVER FORGET
A PRETTY FACE. OH, SWEETIE,
I´M SO SORRY ABOUT WHAT HAPPENED
WITH HARLAND. OH, YOU POOR BABY.
OH, YOU POOR CHILD.
>> ♫ YOU´VE GOT THE EYES
OF A STRANGER... ♫
>> WHAT IS SHE TALKING ABOUT?
>> ♫ IN YOUR LIPS, I SEE... ♫
>> I DON´T KNOW. SHE MUST HAVE
THOUGHT I WAS SOMEONE ELSE.
>> ♫ YOU´VE GOT THE EYES
OF A STRANGER ♫
[KNOCK ON DOOR]
>> HEY THERE, STRANGER. YOU MUST
BE PRETTY HUNGRY. I SAVED SOME
FOOD FOR YOU IF YOU--
>> I TOLD YOU MY TUMMY HURTS.
>> WELL, IF YOU GET HUNGRY
IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT,
IT´S IN THE FRIDGE, AND YOU CAN
JUST HELP YOURSELF, OK?
>> NO, DON´T. I LIKE TO WEAR IT.
IT HELPS ME FALL ASLEEP.
>> ANNIE, YOU HAVE TO TAKE IT
OFF. IT´S NOT HEALTHY TO KEEP
A HAT ON ALL THE TIME. YOU GOTTA
GIVE YOUR SCALP A CHANCE
TO BREATHE.
HEY, WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU
WASHED YOUR HAIR, HUH? WANT ALL
THE BOYS TO RUN IN THE OPPOSITE
DIRECTION AND SAY YOU HAVE
STINKY HAIR?
SWEETIE, I´M NOT FOOLIN´ AROUND.
I JUST WANNA--
>> DAD, NO.
>> I JUST WANT YOU TO TAKE--
>> DAD!
>> I WANT IT OFF. WHAT THE HELL
IS THIS? HOW DID THIS HAPPEN?
ANNIE, HOW DID THIS HAPPEN?
>> I GET NERVOUS SOMETIMES.
I JUST--I JUST PULL IT OUT.
THAT´S ALL.
>> DOES YOUR MOTHER KNOW
ABOUT THIS?
>> NO, AND IF YOU TELL HER,
I´LL NEVER SPEAK TO YOU AGAIN.
>> DID YOU KNOW THAT HIPPOCRATES
USED LEECHES? SO DID ANCIENT
INDIAN DOCTORS AND
THE EGYPTIANS.
>> THEY ALSO PRAYED TO THE HIPPO
GODS IN HOPE THAT SPRINGTIME
WOULD COME.
>> WHAT´S IN THE BOX?
>> WEDDING PRESENTS.
>> ARE ALL THESE FOR ME?
>> OH, NO, NO, NO.
YOU GET TO PICK ONE.
>> [SIGHS] WELL...
"TO LIZ AND CHRISTIAN,
GET TOASTED, LOVE NURSE LINDA."
>> I´M GUESSIN´ THAT´S
THE TOASTER OVEN.
>> ARE YOU REGIFTING
YOUR WEDDING PRESENTS?
>> TRY THE BIG BOX. IT COULD BE
AN ICE-CREAM MAKER.
>> THANKS. IT´S JUST WHAT
I WANTED. MIKE WAS LOOKING
FOR YOU.
>> MIKE. [SCOFFS] YOU KNOW HE´S
DATING KIMBER? WHAT A SKANK.
>> WHAT DO YOU CARE?
>> WELL, IT´S--I DON´T CARE.
SHE´S A WHORE, HAS ABSOLUTELY
NO MORAL VALUES.
>> SOUND LIKE ANYONE ELSE
YOU KNOW? HEH. COME ON. YOU AND
KIMBER WERE MADE FOR EACH OTHER.
WE ALL KNOW IT. YOU´RE BOTH
SUPERFICIAL, ADDICTED TO SEX.
BOTH OF YOU WERE ABUSED
AS CHILDREN.
>> BULLSHIT. I CAN DO BETTER
THAN HER.
>> FOR A NIGHT, MAYBE. KIMBER IS
THE ONLY WOMAN WHO WOULD
ACTUALLY STAY WITH YOU. YOU ARE
THE MALE AND FEMALE VERSION
OF THE SAME PERSON. FRANKLY,
I´M SURPRISED IT´S TAKEN YOU
THIS LONG TO FIGURE THAT OUT.
COME ON. WE HAVE A CONSULT.
>> [MUTTERING] "FRANKLY, I´M
SURPRISED IT´S TAKEN YOU THAT
LONG TO FIGURE THAT OUT."
>> OK. [CLEARS THROAT] TELL US
WHAT YOU DON´T LIKE ABOUT
YOURSELF, MR. O´BRIEN.
>> UH, CALL ME STEVE.
I´M NOT A PRETTY WOMAN.
>> HEH. WELL, STEVE, MEN ARE
DOING COSMETIC SURGERIES IN
ALMOST EQUAL MEASURE WITH WOMEN.
>> WHAT I MEAN IS AN ATTRACTIVE
FEMALE FACE WOULD BE SLIGHTLY
HEART-SHAPED. HER PROFILE WOULD
BE FAIRLY FLAT, HER FEATURES
MORE DELICATE IN APPEARANCE.
I MEAN, IF YOU LOOK AT MY
PROFILE, IT SLOPES BACKWARDS.
>> YOU A TRANSSEXUAL?
>> A TRANSVESTITE. A FULLY
FUNCTIONING HETEROSEXUAL MALE
WHO OCCASIONALLY LIKES BEING
A WOMAN. MY FEMININE NAME IS
MODESTY. I´M NOT GAY, AND MOST
TRANSVESTITES AREN´T. WE JUST
HAVE CERTAIN CHARACTERISTICS
INSIDE OF US THAT SOCIETY LABELS
FEMININE. CROSS-DRESSING
PROVIDES ME THE OPPORTUNITY
TO EXPLORE CERTAIN THINGS
THAT I SUPPRESSED AS A KID.
>> HMM. I SEE THAT
YOU´RE MARRIED.
>> OH. YEAH. 17 YEARS. 3 GREAT
KIDS. MY WIFE SAID SHE MARRIED
ME ´CAUSE I WAS LIKE A GREAT
GIRLFRIEND. WITH A FULLY
FUNCTIONING PENIS.
>> YOU KNOW, LOOKING AT YOU,
I´M NOT SURE A BROW REDUCTION
OR A CHIN REDUCTION WOULD CREATE
A MORE FEMININE PROFILE. I THINK
IT WOULD JUST COMPROMISE
WHAT YOU ALREADY HAVE.
>> THAT´S MY POINT, DOC. UH, I
WANNA STAY A GOOD-LOOKING MAN. I
JUST WANNA BROADEN MY OPTIONS AS
A WOMAN. TH-THAT´S WHY I´M HERE.
I WANT YOU TO CREATE A MASK THAT
I COULD ACTUALLY WEAR IN PUBLIC.
>> BUT WHY? HEH. YOUR WIFE
LIKES YOU THE WAY YOU ARE.
>> I DON´T KNOW IF YOU GUYS ARE
MARRIED, BUT MY WIFE LIKES GOING
OUT, AND UNLESS WE STICK TO GAY
RESTAURANTS OR VISITS TO BUCKLES
AND BOAS, WE RUN THE RISK
OF RUNNING INTO SOMEBODY FROM
THE OFFICE OR, GOD FORBID, THE
TENNIS CLUB. I MEAN, THOSE GUYS
ARE MOSTLY LAWYERS. THEY LIVE
INSIDE THE BOX. THEY WOULDN´T
UNDERSTAND MODESTY.
>> WHAT´S, UH, BUCKLES AND BOAS?
>> UH, IT´S A BOUTIQUE THAT
CATERS TO TRANSVESTITES.
THEY MAKE FEMALE UNDERWEAR THAT
TAKES CARE OF OUR NEEDS. UH,
JUST HAVE A LOOK AT MY SPECS.
YOU KNOW, I´M SURE YOU CAN
IMPROVE ON WHAT I´VE DONE.
>> UH, WE DO PLASTIC SURGERY,
NOT SPECIAL EFFECTS.
>> YOU DO FACES. GUYS, I´M JUST
ASKIN´ YOU TO DRESS ME UP FOR
THE BALL SO I CAN TURN BACK INTO
PLAIN OLD STEVE AT THE STROKE
OF MIDNIGHT.
I´M WILLING TO PAY TOP DOLLAR.
>> THE, UM, BUCKLES AND BOAS,
THAT, UH, IN WEST HOLLYWOOD?
>> UH, YEAH.
>> COOL.
RESEARCH...STUFF.
>> OH, THERE YOU ARE. SO,
DID YOU TALK TO KIMBER YET?
>> BAD NEWS, KEMOSABE.
>> [SIGHS] IT´S OVER, ISN´T IT?
SHIT. I WAS THINKIN´ SHE WAS
THE ONE, YOU KNOW?
>> SHE STILL COULD BE. YOU JUST
HAVE TO SHOW HER THAT YOU´RE
WILLING TO GO THE DISTANCE,
MY FRIEND.
>> WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
>> WELL, KIMBER´S A PORN STAR.
SHE´S DONE IT EVERY WHICH WAY
AND THEN SOME, RIGHT? ORAL,
ANAL, DOUBLE PENETRATION, TRIPLE
TEAM--EVERYTHING. YOU THINK SHE
CARES ABOUT SOME REGULAR JOE
COCK GUY?
>> JEEZ, CHRISTIAN, WHAT´D YOU
DO WHEN YOU TWO WERE TOGETHER?
>> WELL, YOU KNOW, I WAS BANGIN´
HER BEFORE HER PUSSY BECAME
A REVOLVING DOOR, BUT THERE´S
ONE THING THAT GOT HER OFF,
WHEN I DRESSED UP LIKE A WOMAN.
THAT SHIT, SHE LOVES IT,
THE KINKIER, THE BETTER.
>> HEH.
YOU´RE CRAZY. NO WAY.
I CAN´T DO THAT.
>> COME ON. IF YOU LOVE HER,
THAT´S THE ONLY WAY YOU
CAN PROVE HOW.
>> WH--I WOULDN´T EVEN KNOW
WHERE TO START. I MEAN, WHAT AM
I SUPPOSED TO DO, JUST WALK INTO
A BLOOMINGDALE´S AND ASK FOR A--
HEELS AND DRESS IN MY SIZE?
>> [SIGHS] BETTER YET,
GO TO A PLACE THAT CATERS
TO YOUR NEEDS. HUH?
[ACCORDION PLAYING]
>> YOU REALLY SUCK. YOU KNOW
THAT? I WAS JUST TRYIN´ TO MAKE
YOU LAUGH, YOU KNOW, ENJOY LIFE
A LITTLE BIT.
>> JUST GO. I DON´T FEEL GOOD.
>> FINE. STAY IN YOUR LITTLE BOX
OF BRATTINESS.
[DOOR CLOSES]
>> [WINCING]
>> I TRIED, MAN. SHE´S BEIN´
A COMPLETE BITCH.
>> DON´T CALL YOUR SISTER
A BITCH. SHE´S OBVIOUSLY GOIN´
THROUGH A VERY HARD TIME.
AS LONG AS SHE KNOWS YOU CARE,
MAYBE JUST TRY TO RESPECT
HER SPACE A LITTLE.
>> YEAH, WELL, SHE CAN HAVE
ALL THE SPACE SHE WANTS.
ALL RIGHT, I´M OUTTA HERE.
>> WAIT A MINUTE. I´M MAKIN´
LUNCH FOR EVERYONE.
>> UH, I´M NOT HUNGRY.
>> MATT, WE HAVEN´T ALL BEEN
TOGETHER AS A FAMILY IN A LONG
TIME. I THINK THIS IS WHAT SHE
NEEDS. I THINK WE ALL NEED IT.
I NEED IT. PLEASE? JUST TRY.
>> FINE. OK.
>> THANK YOU. ANNIE,
LUNCH IS READY.
>> DAD!
DAD, PLEASE! OW! IT HURTS!
DADDY, MY STOMACH! IT HURTS
SO MUCH.
>> ALL RIGHT. LET ME SEE.
LET ME SEE.
>> OW!
>> SH-SHE WAS FINE A MINUTE AGO.
WHAT, DO YOU THINK IT COULD BE
HER APPENDIX?
>> I DON´T THINK SHE HAS
AN INFECTION. HONEY, DID YOU
EAT SOMETHING THAT I DON´T KNOW
ABOUT? ALL RIGHT, GET MY CAR
KEYS. WE GOTTA TAKE HER TO THE
HOSPITAL. COME ON, SWEETIE.
>> WHAT ABOUT THE PAIN?
SHOULD WE DO A BIOPSY?
>> I DON´T THINK A BIOPSY WILL
BE NECESSARY. YOUR DAUGHTER HAS
SOMETHING CALLED TRICHOBEZOAR,
OR THE MORE COLLOQUIAL RAPUNZEL
SYNDROME. IT´S AN INTESTINAL
CONDITION, EXTREMELY RARE,
RESULTING FROM THE CONSUMPTION
OF HAIR.
>> WHAT?
>> IT´S USUALLY TRIGGERED
BY TRICHOTILLOMANIA, A NERVOUS
DISORDER IN WHICH ONE PULLS OUT
ONE´S OWN HAIR. YOU CAN SEE
THE MASS THAT´S COLLECTED HERE
IN THE GASTROINTESTINAL TRACT,
WHICH IS WHAT´S CAUSING
THE STOMACH PAIN.
>> WELL, IS THERE A PURGATIVE
TO GIVE HER TO INDUCE--
>> I´M AFRAID WITH A HAIRBALL
THIS SIZE, SURGERY WILL BE
NECESSARY TO REMOVE IT.
>> ENDOSCOPIC RETRIEVAL.
>> WITH YOUR CONSENT, WE CAN
HAVE HER SCHEDULED FOR
TOMORROW EVENING.
>> NO, THAT WON´T BE NECESSARY,
THANK YOU.
>> ♫ COME WHAT MAY ♫
>> ♫ TOUCH ME ♫
>> IT´S MY FAULT. I JUST, UH--
I LEFT HER. I FIGURED SHE´D
BE ABLE TO PROCESS THE DIVORCE,
LIKE HALF THE KIDS SHE KNOWS
HAD. AND SUDDENLY SHE´S GOT
A NEW MOM, AND SHE´S NEVER
MET HER.
>> SEAN, YOU´RE DOING THE BEST
YOU CAN, AND NOBODY´S PERFECT.
HAVE YOU CALLED JULIA?
>> WELL, I DOWNPLAYED WHAT´S
GOIN´ ON WITH ANNIE. JULIA´S
BEEN VERY FRAGILE LATELY. DIDN´T
WANNA UPSET HER. SHE´S COMIN´
OUT NEXT WEEK. I SHOULD HAVE
KNOWN BETTER. EVEN THOUGH SHE
DOESN´T LIVE WITH ME, SHE STILL
NEEDS MY PROTECTION.
[NASTY GIRL
BY VANITY 6 PLAYING]
>> [CHUCKLES]
[SCOFFS] WOULD YOU GET IN HERE?
STOP ACTING SO SUSPICIOUS.
YOU´RE JUST DRAWING ATTENTION TO
YOURSELF. ALL RIGHT? JUST RELAX.
>> ALL RIGHT.
>> JUST TAKE A BREATH. JUST BE
YOURSELF. I MEAN, THAT´S WHAT
THIS PLACE IS ALL ABOUT. HUH?
LOOK AT THAT. OH, MY GOD.
THIS PLACE IS FANTASTIC.
>> AHH, I DON´T KNOW IF I CAN
GO THROUGH WITH THIS, CHRISTIAN.
>> AW, YOU LOVE HER, RIGHT? HUH?
YOU WANNA SATISFY HER, SO THIS
IS WHAT WORKS, OK?
>> W-WELL, THEN YOU´RE GONNA
HAVE TO HELP ME THEN, ALL RIGHT?
´CAUSE YOU KNOW HER BEST.
>> HEY, SWEETHEART. YOU, UH,
GOT A BAG WE CAN USE WHILE
WE´RE SHOPPING?
>> JUST, UH, LET ME KNOW
IF YOU NEED A ROOM.
>> THANKS. FOLLOW ME.
>> ♫ I´M LOOKIN´ FOR A MAN
THAT´LL DO IT ANYWHERE,
EVEN ON A LIMOUSINE FLOOR,
´CAUSE TONIGHT... ♫
>> MIKE, HOW´S IT GOIN´
IN THERE?
>> OK, I GUESS.
>> SEE THE LAKERS LAST NIGHT?
>> ARE YOU KIDDING? HEH.
I USED TO PLAY IN COLLEGE.
>> SERIOUSLY?
>> OH, YEAH.
>> THINK THEY´LL GO
THE WHOLE WAY?
>> OH, DEFINITELY. I MEAN, WE
CAN RUN THE FLOOR, POST UP. HUH?
AND THEY GOT THAT DEEP BENCH.
HUH? ♫ IT´S ON ♫
>> HEY, CHRISTIAN, YOU WANNA
COME IN AND SEE?
>> OH, JUST COME OUT.
WHAT´S THE BIG DEAL?
>> WELL, I DON´T KNOW IF I´M TOO
COMFORTABLE WITH THAT RIGHT NOW.
>> YOU KNOW, IF YOU CAN´T DO IT
HERE, THEN, YOU KNOW, HOW ARE
YOU GONNA BE ABLE TO DO IT
LATER? JUST STEP OUT AND SHOW US
WHAT YOU´RE WORKIN´ WITH.
REMEMBER, I´M HERE TO HELP YOU.
>> ♫ IT´S TIME TO JAM... ♫
>> OK.
>> ♫ NASTY GIRLS,
DANCE, DANCE, DANCE,
OOH, IT´S TIME TO JAM ♫
>> ♫ COME ON ♫
>> ♫ NASTY GIRLS,
DANCE, DANCE, DANCE ♫
>> ♫ OOH... ♫
>> WHAT DO YOU THINK?
>> ♫ IS THAT IT? MMM ♫
>> I THINK SHE´LL LOVE IT.
>> ♫ WAKE ME WHEN YOU´RE DONE,
I GUESS YOU´LL BE
THE ONLY ONE HAVIN´ FUN ♫
>> UHH.
>> OH, YEAH. JUST GIVE ME
MORE AND MORE AND MORE OF
MY LITTLE FRIENDS, OK, HANS.
I GOT A PACKED SOCIAL SCHEDULE.
I REALLY NEED FOR THE SWELLING
TO BE DOWN BY SATURDAY.
>> OHH. I´M GONNA HURL.
>> HEY, WHERE´S DIXIE?
>> I´M SORRY?
>> DIXIE, MY LITTLE, UH, FRIEND
FROM LAS VEGAS. OH, SHE WAS SO
HELPFUL WITH THAT, UH, BUSINESS
WITH THE MORPHINE DRIP. OOH.
I COULD USE A LITTLE MORE
MORPHINE RIGHT NOW, HUH?
>> YOU MEAN TEDDY?
>> HER NAME IS DIXIE, GODDAMN
IT. WHY DOES EVERYBODY KEEP
TALKING TO ME LIKE I´M SENILE?
OH, COME ON, HANS. GIVE ME SOME
MORE LEECHES. EVERY LITTLE SUCK
MAKES ME FEEL ONE STEP CLOSER
TO PERFECTION, DARLING.
>> I´M JUST GONNA PUT ONE MORE.
>> NO, SWEETIE, MORE THAN ONE.
COME ON. NO, MORE THAN ONE.
I´M TELLING YOU, MORE THAN ONE.
>> YOU ALREADY HAVE 4.
>> OH, FOR GOODNESS SAKE.
>> ♫ SHINY VIOLENCE,
SHINY VICTIM,
IN THE HEADLIGHTS,
SHINING PISTOL,
SHIMMER DOWN ON US
FROM THE HEAVENS,
RESTLESS DRIVER,
DRIVE AWAY ♫
>> ♫ IN THE CITY ♫
>> ♫ SHINING VIOLENCE ♫
>> ♫ IN THE CITY ♫
>> ♫ SHINING VIOLENCE ♫
>> ♫ IN THE CITY ♫
>> ♫ SHINING VIOLENCE ♫
>> ♫ IN THE CITY ♫
>> ♫ SHINING VIOLENCE ♫
>> ♫ IN THE CITY ♫
>> ♫ SHINING VIOLENCE ♫
>> ♫ IN THE CITY ♫
>> [HUMMING]
[SONG ENDS]
[HEART MONITOR BEEPING]
NURSE, COULD I PLEASE HAVE SOME
WATER? MY THROAT. I CAN´T MOVE
MY HANDS. WHAT´S--WHAT´S GOING
ON HERE, HUH? [GASPS]
>> I NEED YOU TO STAY STILL,
MRS. REINHOLT, UNTIL THESE
SUCKERS DO THEIR WORK.
>> OH, MY GOD. NO, NO. NO, NO,
NO, NO, NO, NO. WHAT IS THIS?!
OH, GOD.
>> NOW, NOW.
>> WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?
>> STAY CALM.
>> AAH! SOMEBODY, HELP! PLEASE--
>> I´M GONNA HAVE TO HELP
YOU RELAX.
>> OH, GOD. HELLO! HELLO! STOP!
NO, NO, NO, NO.
[SPEAKING NATIVE LANGUAGE] MMM.
[GAGGING]
>> BEAUTY SLEEP. YOUR LITTLE
SUCKERS ARE SO BEAUTIFUL.
YOU´RE BLEEDING OUT.
I´M SO SORRY. WE´RE ALL OUT
OF BAND-AIDS.
[SHINING VIOLENCE
BY THE CHROMATICS PLAYING]
>> ´CAUSE OF DEATH--
EXSANGUINATION DUE
TO MISAPPLICATION OF
MEDICINAL LEECHES.
>> I DON´T REMEMBER THERE BEING
SO MANY.
>> I ONLY PUT 6 LEECHES. SHE
MUST HAVE A-ADDED SOME HERSELF
TO--TO SPEED UP THE RECOVERY
PROCESS. WOMAN WAS PAINPHOBIC.
SHE WAS MAD AS A HATTER.
Y-YOU DON´T UNDERSTAND.
THEY´RE TOTALLY ENGORGED.
THEY´RE SUPPOSED TO FALL OFF
ONCE THEY´RE FULL.
>> I WANT A FULL
TOXICOLOGY REPORT.
[ITEM FALLS]
>> HEPARIN?
>> YOU GUYS DIDN´T GIVE HER
BLOOD THINNER, DID YOU?
>> OF COURSE NOT.
>> NO WONDER THE LEECHES
KEPT FEEDING.
>> SHE MUST HAVE
SELF-ADMINISTERED. SHE MENTIONED
USING HEPARIN IN VENEZUELA.
>> SHE COULD HAVE USED THAT TO
INJECT IT INTO HER I.V. I MEAN,
NO DISRESPECT TO THE DEAD, BUT,
UH, SHE WAS BAT-SHIT.
>> THINGS PEOPLE DO
TO BE BEAUTIFUL.
YOU WERE TOTALLY RIGHT.
KIMBER WENT CRAZY.
>> SHE LIKED THE KINKY
TRANNY LOOK?
>> TOTALLY.
[NASTY GIRL PLAYING]
>> OK. SO WHAT´D YOU
WANNA SHOW ME?
[MUSIC STOPS]
>> SHE LIKED IT?
[NASTY GIRL RESUMES]
>> YOU LIKE IT? I--I WANTED YOU
TO, YOU KNOW, SEE THAT I WAS
IN TOUCH WITH MY FEMININE SIDE.
>> ♫ DO YOU THINK
I´M A NASTY GIRL?
TONIGHT, I´M LIVIN´
IN A FANTASY... ♫
>> OF COURSE I LIKE IT.
I LOVE IT.
>> ♫ DO YOU THINK
I´M A NASTY GIRL... ♫
[MUSIC STOPS]
>> I DON´T BELIEVE YOU.
>> I´M TELLIN´ YOU, I GOT THE
BLOW JOB OF MY LIFE LAST NIGHT.
OH, I OWE YOU SO MUCH, MAN.
THANK YOU. I NEVER WOULD HAVE
DONE IT IF IT WEREN´T FOR YOU.
[NASTY GIRL RESUMES]
>> ♫ THAT´LL WORK ♫
[MUSIC STOPS]
>> WHAT´S THIS?
>> OH, I WENT CRAZY AND ORDERED
A WHOLE BUNCH MORE STUFF
AT CROSSDRESSER.COM--BRAS,
CORSETS, PANTIES, UH,
STRAP-ON LATEX BOOBS.
>> YOU´RE REALLY COMMITTED
TO THIS, MIKE.
>> HEY, KIMBER´S INTO IT,
I´M INTO IT, RIGHT?
>> SO, UM, DID SHE TELL YOU HOW
GOOD I LOOKED WHEN I´M DRESSED
UP, YOU KNOW, LIKE A CHICK?
[NASTY GIRL RESUMES]
>> CHRISTIAN NEVER DID THIS
FOR YOU, DID HE, DRESS UP LIKE
A LADYBOY TO EXCITE YOU?
>> NO. NEVER. I MEAN, THAT IDEA
WOULD NEVER HAVE RACED THROUGH
THAT SELF-CENTERED LITTLE BRAIN
OF HIS.
>> ♫ IT´S TIME TO JAM... ♫
>> HE WOULD NEVER RISK MAKING
A FOOL OUT OF HIMSELF TO MAKE
ME HAPPY.
[MUSIC STOPS]
>> NOPE. WE WERE SO BUSY GETTIN´
BUSY, WE NEVER EVEN TALKED
ABOUT YOU, BRO.
[KNOCK ON DOOR]
>> YOUR CONSULT´S WAITING
FOR YOU IN THE LOBBY, MIKE.
>> THANK YOU, LINDA.
HEY, GO AHEAD AND CHECK OUT
ALL THE STUFF. JUST DON´T TAKE
IT HOME, ´CAUSE I´M PLANNING
ON WEARING ALL OF IT TONIGHT.
[PAT PAT]
>> HEY. I THOUGHT YOU WERE
SUPPOSED TO GET YOUR BLOOD DRAWN
BEFORE WE GOT MARRIED.
WHAT´S ALL THIS?
>> WELL, ALL YOUR TALK ABOUT
WILLS AND INSURANCE INSPIRED ME.
I AM DOUBLING MY LIFE INSURANCE
POLICY.
>> ARE YOU PLANNING ON, UH,
DYING ANYTIME SOON,
DR. McNAMARA?
>> NO, BUT I´M NOT GONNA LIVE
FOREVER. OUR SLUMP AT WORK
IS GOING TO END, BUT WHAT IF
SOMETHING HAPPENS TO ME DURING
THE NEXT ONE? I HAVE WORKED
TOO HARD TO LEAVE MY FAMILY
WITH NOTHING. [CHUCKLES]
>> HEH.
>> LISTEN, I HOPE YOU
UNDERSTAND. UH, I´M MAKING CONOR
AND ANNIE SOLE BENEFICIARIES.
>> WHAT ABOUT MATT?
>> I GAVE HIM A LARGE SUM
OF MONEY FROM THE SALE OF THE
FLORIDA HOUSE, AND HE SPENT IT
ON SCIENTOLOGY, HIS PORN STAR
WIFE, AND METHAMPHETAMINES.
>> SO NO FATTED CALF
FOR THE PRODIGAL SON.
>> NOT UNLESS HE KILLS IT
HIMSELF.
>> HEH.
>> HOW ´BOUT A DRINK?
>> UH, JUST A FEW MORE
SIGNATURES, DR. McNAMARA.
>> IT´S PERFECT.
>> I´M SO HAPPY FOR YOU, HONEY.
>> I´M SO HAPPY FOR US, FOR THE
FREEDOM THIS GIVES US TO LIVE
OUT OUR FANTASIES. LOOK AT ME.
I´M PRETTY LIKE A VAIN
SCHOOLGIRL. WE BETTER HURRY.
OUR DINNER RESERVATION´S IN HALF
AN HOUR. WHAT DO YOU THINK,
DR. CRUZ? IS MY SHADOW BALANCED?
>> YOU´RE ASKIN´
THE WRONG PERSON.
>> [CHUCKLES]
>> HEY, I´VE GOT AN IDEA.
WHAT IF ANNIE STAYED WITH US FOR
A COUPLE OF MONTHS? YOU KNOW,
WITH ALL THE TROUBLE SHE´S BEEN
HAVING, IT MIGHT BE NICE TO, UH,
GIVE HER SOME TIME WITH HER DAD.
SHE´S ON A BREAK FROM SCHOOL,
RIGHT? HECK, CONOR CAN COME OUT,
TOO.
>> REALLY? YOU WOULDN´T MIND
HAVIN´ A COUPLE OF RUG RATS
RUNNIN´ AROUND?
>> SEAN, THOSE KIDS ARE MY NEW
FAMILY. I´M THEIR STEPMOM.
THIS´D BE A GREAT WAY TO GET
TO KNOW EACH OTHER, AND I CAN
MAKE MY NEW HUSBAND HAPPY.
>> WELL, IT MIGHT PUT A CRIMP
IN OUR HONEYMOON PERIOD.
>> ANNIE IS NOT WELL ENOUGH
TO FLY YET. SHE NEEDS TIME
TO RECOVER, YOU KNOW, GET HER
STRENGTH BACK UP. JULIA CAN
ALWAYS COME OUT LATER IF SHE
WANTS. I´M COMPLETELY
COMFORTABLE WITH THAT.
>> I LOVE YOU.
>> UH, DR. McNAMARA. A FEW MORE.
[SHINY VIOLENCE PLAYING]